Score: 9

"With the Rock Key..."

submission: World of Pain RPG: C3

date: December 8, 2009

It took me forever to find the guy that was looking for the Rock Key after I found it (he's in Keops, btw). Now that I activated the quest to give him the key, it won't let me hand it over to him!?! I was expecting something kinda cool...maybe some expensive items or something nice, but nothing can happen if he won't take it...

Otherwise it was a pretty well made, addictive, old-school RPG and I liked it (I stayed up past 6 AM to finish it). It reminded me of Shining Force for the Genesis. 5/5, 9/10

Score: 5

"Meh.."

submission: Super Mafia Land

date: December 5, 2009

No game series has ever been so consistently able to piss me off as Mario. Add some variety other than emulating SMB2 (worst in the series imo), give us an attack of some kind, and fix the door glitching (stuck in a wall; bombed while going through).
Surprisingly few guns for a mafia game...

Score: 3

"Kinda lame"

submission: Naughty Strip Poker

date: December 2, 2009

Very anticlimactic overall. Your poker system works, but I'd have more fun with solitaire. I'd hit, but the girl should be much better looking with all the free pics to be found over the web. The AI is a little easy to get by most of the time -- she'll fold 3/4 times I bet $10, among other issues. The last level gave me some trouble that I barely wanted to sit through, but I did only to find no prize afterwards... no extras... no funny outro...

Overall it was a pretty boring game and I'm sorry you made an account here just for this.